29 January 2013

The Loss of Apple's Class


I've been reading all the Apple rumors lately. I saw the usual fare: New iPad leaked parts, new iPhone leaked parts, etc, etc, etc. As we found out way back before the iPhone 5, Apple no longer has much of a claim to secrecy. You don't even have to watch Apple's highly choreographed "keynote" product releases anymore. Just check the leaks. Because most of the time, they're right. 
Just check out this video, uploaded on September 1, 2012, a full 11 days before the iPhone 5 was even announced, let alone the 2 week waiting period before it was available in stores.


You could go on and on. There were pictures of the iPad mini a full month before the announcement, there were leaks of the new iMac's thinner profile before most people had even heard of it, and no one can forget when a working iPhone 4 was found in a bar in 2010. Apple has long relied on secrecy before the product announcements in order to drum up hype to increase sales. But with spies on every corner and a camera in every pocket, that secrecy has almost ceased to exist. I've learned to believe the rumors like this one about upcoming products, because they're almost always right. For instance, I already know what the iPad 5 will look like. (Picture a blown-up iPad Mini.)
 So Apple has almost completely lost its secrecy. Has it also lost its class?
Let me explain. 

One thing Apple had going for it was class. And by class I mean the "cool" factor. Apple's products cost on average much more than equivalent products from the various competition. If you own an Apple product, you make it clear that you have paid significantly more for said product than someone who buys something from, say, Samsung. I'm not claiming that this is the reason that all Apple customers have for buying Apple's products. But you simply can't deny that this is a factor. Pride and status symbols have been a part of our human nature since, well, the beginning of time. So by appealing to the "elite" crowd, Apple gains not only a lot of wealthy customers but also an overall image of superiority. Class envy sells products. That's a fact that will never go away. Lots of people upgraded their perfectly functional iPhone 4S's to iPhone 5's not because there was anything wrong with the old ones, but because the iPhone 5 is the newest model. And it's not fun to have an "old" product when everyone else is walking around with something newer. I've experienced this myself, and it's definitely a hard thing to ignore.

20 January 2013

Oranges and DSLRS

Hello. So I'm writing this on an iPad. So it might not be the standard of excellence you're used to. Oh well.

I've been experimenting with cool audio stuff lately and generally being lazy, so that's why I haven't posted in so long.
Cool news: I will hopefully be working at camp again this year! Exciting. I'm thinking afterwards I might spend part of my spoils on a canon t3i. It seems to be great camera for the price. My friend Jacob bought a canon t2i a few years ago for $700 (with a lens and stuff.) But I'm thinking that by the time I would buy a t3i, it should be down to about $500 with a lens. So that's my plan at this point.

That's all I've got for now. I will leave you with a picture of me An Elijah. And a few oranges.








04 January 2013

Driving

I enjoy driving. It's something I dreamed about doing as a little kid. I saw those who could operate a vehicle as demi-gods, people to be revered and envied. I went to Driver's Ed this fall, and now I'm driving. It's fun.



I feel like I look really cool when I'm driving from place to place. After all, there's 2 tons of steel under my control. Then I realize that I'm driving a 1999 Chevy Astrovan that's definitely seen better days. Definitely not a cool car. Let me explain why:



It looks like the picture above, only without the hubcaps. Those got stolen. I mean, seriously? The hubcaps? I found a set of hubcaps for a '99 Astro for $4.95 each on Ebay. These thieves must have been exceptionally stupid, as they didn't realize that the doors were unlocked and there was probably more spare change in the cup holders than those hubcaps were worth. But I digress.

The "cool" factor of this vehicle is pretty low. It's not a sports car. It's not a sports anything. It's more of a kidnapper van than anything else. I can't imagine someone standing in front of this thing in 1999 and saying, "Wow! What a stylish and up-to-date car!"

 So that way I compensate for that is to rev the V8 engine loudly when I leave a stop sign. It sounds kind of like a T-rex choking on peanut butter. "VVVVVBRRRRUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHMMMMMMM!!!"

Up until a month or two ago, the A/C blower fan casing was loose. If you turned the fan speed past "low", you'd hear a deep, throaty "MMMMMMRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVV" that would continue until you finally couldn't stand it anymore and turned off the fan. But within a minute or two you'd normally get too hot or too cold and turn it back on again. The combination of the "VVVVVBBBBRRRRUUUUUUUUHHHMMMMMM" of the engine and the intermittent"MMMMMMMRRROOOOOOOOVVVVV" of the blower fan created a din not unlike the apocalypse. People would stick their heads out of their windows as we drove by, wondering whether WWIII had started or else there was a herd of Brontosaurus fighting each other on their front lawn.

I firmly believe that the van is possessed by a small devil who hates me. This devil wants to destroy every ounce of dignity left in my body. So I just hunch over slightly in my seat, cringing as people see me drive past, pretending I'm driving something cool.