If you laminate it and stick it on a lanyard thingy, I'll bet it would work. You'll notice that I look a little different in this picture, that's because I heavily edited it to add a few years to my apparent age. The lower jaw is wider, and there are slightly more wrinkles. As I was doing my google-ing for this post, I found that the technical definition of forgery is "The creation of a false written document or alteration of a genuine one, with the intent to defraud." So I guess you could make an extremely realistic five dollar bill, but rather than using it as cash, if you were to frame it and hang it on a wall, then it wouldn't be forgery. It would be Art. With a capital "A".
That's what a guy named J.S.G. Boggs did. He would make an amazingly accurate one-sided drawing of a bill, and he would buy lunch with it in restaurants Only rather than spending it, he would sell it to the waitress as Art. So I guess, even though it wasn't actually currency, the "forged" $20 bills became worth even more than $20. Boggs was arrested in England for counterfeiting, but was later aquited of his "crime" because he was not trying to spend the bills. He sold them as Art pieces.
You can see the level of detail in this dollar bill. That takes a lot of skill and time. And when something requires skill and time to make, then suddenly it's worth something!
It also looks like you put your head slightly off-axis.
ReplyDeleteI did indeed. It was taken with an uuber-cheap webcam, which I think contributes to the look. If you have a perfect DSLR pic on your fake ID, it tends to raise eyebrows.
DeleteMmmhmm, though I haven't seen a mugshot that ugly in years. It certainly passes the it-has-to-be-a-highly-unflattering-portrait-for-it-to-be-on-my-drivers-license test though.
DeleteOn another, unrelated note with which you may be interested,I got ahold of one of these (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentax_ME_Super) in great (at least from what I'm able to test myself it appears to be great) working condition. It's rather dirty but it works and is much lighter and more fun to use than the big chunky Canon Elan IIe. There's some Fomapan 100 b&w in it at the moment. I'll have to see how that comes out before I'm entirely confident about the camera's functionality.
You look malnourished. Or low on vitamin D.
ReplyDeleteTrue. Very true. I should tweak that photo...
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